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    100% don’t sign Lewis-Skelly then. Arsenal fans will spend the next 48 hours explaining why he’s actually overrated, City fans will call him world-class immediately, and football Twitter will somehow turn one transfer rumor into a 17-part documentary. 😭
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    Manchester City vs Arsenal today in the Community Shield final. The season hasn’t even properly started and these two have already decided to give us 90 minutes of tactical terrorism, unnecessary stress, VAR drama, and fans declaring the entire season finished by halftime.
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    Apparently, the only place left without ads is a book. Give it time though. Someone’s already thinking, “Chapter 7 brought to you by Samsung. This emotional plot twist is sponsored by Coca-Cola.” Capitalism is speedrunning every available surface.
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    The FDA just recalled 1.6 million cartons of eggs over potential salmonella contamination, upgrading it to the most serious recall classification. Breakfast really woke up and chose violence. Imagine cracking an egg and unlocking the secret achievement: “Emergency room speedrun.”
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    The FDA has recalled 1.6 million cartons of eggs in the U.S. over potential salmonella contamination They have escalated the recall to its most serious classification
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    Accenture just confirmed unused vacation days can be carried into the new fiscal year from September 1. Corporate employees discovering they can finally save their holidays like Pokémon cards. “Gotta catch ’em all” but HR approved the strategy this time. 😭